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softpork:

yeah the 90’s were so great

i loved having to get off the internet because my parents needed to use the phone

(via tsarcasm)

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wkdurl:

meanwhile, in the mysterious margarine aisle

wkdurl:

meanwhile, in the mysterious margarine aisle

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ripkamsud:

smackingbabies:

expressedartistically:

Poor Michelle, Kelly cared, Bey shade

hmm yes I remember that day

KELLY 

ripkamsud:

smackingbabies:

expressedartistically:

Poor Michelle, Kelly cared, Bey shade

hmm yes I remember that day

KELLY 

(Source: thatissocialsuicide, via tsarcasm)

tsarcasm:

so if you buy the 30 dollar Stop Kony action kit Invisible Children is selling

and only 31% of the money they make goes towards actually helping anybody

you’re really only giving 9.30 to the cause

just donate 10 dollars to a cause that actually helps people and use the extra 20 to buy yourself something nice to pat yourself on the back, because hey, you’re an activist now!

rollthenickels:

if chinese restaurants have been feeding us cat this whole time im okay with it.

it obviously just means i have a taste for cat meat. 

and i want more. 

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  • me: wow ur teeth are like stars!
  • hobo: thank you!
  • me: so yellow and distant from each other
  • hobo cries and i walk away in my long fur coat while get out (leave) by jojo plays